Last night’s MTV Video Music Awards was probably the most entertaining yet. There were so many things to look forward to and I can’t say I’m disappointed. The show was dedicated to Michael Jackson, but the most talked about/tweeted/facebooked event was most definitely Taylor Swift’s snub via Kanye West and Beyonce’s brilliant [and expected] fix at the end. I’m just gonna do a break down of my favorite parts of the show now. But let me just say, with everything that went down…it’s like Michael Jackson was watching.

Madonna’s speech about Michael Jackson: This was a really great and emotional speech. Madonna not only gave one hell of a tribute to Michael, but she also talked of her similar experience under the magnifying glass. The “Michael Jackson not having a childhood” and “us giving up on him” truly made you think. I was touched. “Long live the King.” (P.S. Anyone notice during the pre-show how Katy Perry gave away the fact that Madonna was somehow part of the MJ tribute? MTV cut her off in the interview but most caught it, I’m sure.)

Janet Jackson/Michael Jackson tribute opening: Let’s give it up for all of those dancers on the stage who blew up the roof. I think my favorite parts were when you could see the dancers against the screen doing the exact same moves as Michael at the exact same time. That was special. Then Janet finally came out and it was probably the most energy I’ve ever seen Janet have in a performance. She really seemed to be trying to capture Michael’s essence on the stage and it was beautiful. They also showed Janet dancing against the screen and it was near perfect. Between Madonna’s speech and Janet&crew’s performance, all too wonderful. R.I.P. Michael Jackson.

EXACTLY what happened with Taylor Swift/Beyonce/Kanye: Let’s just say what happened first. It’s time for Best Female video and it’s between Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift (and maybe someone else). Taylor Swift wins. She comes up in shock (she even said during a pre-show interview that she had no chance against Lady Gaga and Beyonce). Taylor starts to give an adorable speech about how unexpected it was. Somehow Kanye gets on stage and says to Taylor, “Sorry I’ll let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.” The screen jumps to Beyonce who looks mortified that something like this just happened. Taylor just stood there and literally didn’t even finish her speech. Look at this bitch (right) taking the microphone from Taylor Swift. RUDE! I gave you the breakdown, now here are my exact thoughts:

My thoughts on Taylor/Beyonce/Kanye: I’m going to echo the sentiments of celebrities and fans across the world, but I’m going to do it my own way. First let me just say that Kanye West is a DICK and a classless piece of trash. He’s known for his outbursts and being upset over not winning awards, but this time it wasn’t even in a category he was ELIGIBLE for. It was female video. He had no place to even be on stage let alone interrupt poor Taylor Swift while she was winning her very first Video Music Award. Her first VMA is going to be remembered with this asshole taking the stage. The only thing that can actually describe how angry I was are the outraged tweets of fans and celebrities on the internet. They, together, capture my frustration. Who the hell does Kanye West think he is? Save your thoughts for a bitter blog post, don’t get on stage and take something away from someone you fucking asshole. Your girlfriend needs to get you a leash.

How Beyonce fixed everything/thoughts: After Taylor’s ruined moment, the whole night I was thinking to myself, “you know what would be perfect…if Beyonce won and invited Taylor to the stage.” And you know what happened? Exactly that. I swear, ask my friend who I was watching with, when Beyonce won the award for Video of the Year, I was saying outloud, “say something about Taylor, say something.” And she did. Beyonce said, “Thank you. I remember being 17-years-old, up for my first MTV Award with Destiny’s Child and it was one of the most exciting moments in my life. So I’d like Taylor to come out and have her moment.” And it was perfect. There’s a reason I was expecting something like that and that’s because it is Beyonce. I have never seen a celebrity display more humbleness than this girl right here. Every time she takes the stage, it is always with grace, appreciation, and humility. Whether it’s a tribute to Barbara Streisand or performing with the winner of a British singing competition. Beyonce, I’ve seen you 4 times (this year, 11 total) all over the country. It’s fact that you are my favorite artist of all time. And if it’s possible, I love you even more for your kind gesture and class yesterday. Well done. Thank you B. Fun fact: During the pre-show, Beyonce was asked which of the 9 awards she would like to win most and she said Video of the Year. And that’s what she got. Holler.

I see Kanye’s point, but no: I have to say that I also thought Beyonce was going to win the award over Taylor Swift. Why? Well, I don’t know…I guess when you have a music video that turns into an internet sensation (think fans, YouTube, and a whole lot of “Single Ladies” moves). The single and video were absolutely huge. And now that I think about it, “Video of the Year” does sound more appropriate.

Beyonce/Taylor Swift = My Heroes: When these two were on the stage at the end, both in red, I couldn’t help but think that two of my favorite people are on stage together. These girls are such good role models for the future and I am so glad there are people like them in an industry that I am captivated by. I’m going to show clips from this night to my kids in the future to teach them what is good and bad. Thank you ladies.

Taylor Swift performing in the NYC subway: All I can say is, Taylor Swift…you would. This girl so would have a performance in a New York City subway –> on top of a taxicab. Who else was concerned? lol. Quick mention: this whole Kanye thing happened literally right before her performance and it looks like Taylor turned her negative energy into a positively stunning performance. Well done girl!

Lady GaGa, I’m finally getting her: I’ve loved Lady GaGa’s music since I heard it but I never really got my mind around the fashion choices…until last night. She really is about the performance and making you think. I can honestly say that I am now looking forward to say what GaGa’s going to come up with next. Oh and the bleeding during the performance…crazy but loves it.

Pink’s acrobatic/airy performance: I just love Pink. It was such a daring performance and she really just commit herself completely to it. Pink is stepping this shit up and has really found her own place in the music industry. Loves her.

Jay-Z and Alicia Keys in an “Empire State of Mind”: Jay. The entrance. The song. Alicia Keys. I was just about to type that I’m surprised “Empire State of Mind” isn’t on iTunes Top 10 (because I checked earlier)…and after checking again…it’s #5. Point in case.

Twilight New Moon: I’m not one of those Twilight crazies you always hear about. I even saw the first one. Was never understanding this New Moon hype until last night. That extended trailer looked awesome. Add that to the to-do list.

Oh and Tracy Morgan and Eminem’s bit was pretty damn cute. And doesn’t Eminem just seem different? in a good way?

I’m sure there’s a billion other things that happened last night..but if it didn’t make the list above then I must really be forgetting something because these were all the moments that made my jaw drop/heart warm up.