Today you get a double shot of Fail.

Left my wallet in an auditorium on campus.

Discovered that I left my wallet only after I walked back to my dorm.

Drove back to campus and found my wallet (thank God! I don’t know what I would have done if I lost my debit card again.)

On my way back I made a right turn and hit the sidewalk.

Got a flat tire.

Went to Jiffy Lube where they not only made fun of me, but also charged me $20/$26 to put my spare on.

How did they charge me both prices? Well, they said $20 originally. Then after they realized I’m a dumb fool, they said $26.

Fail.

Lost my debit card a week ago and got a temporary “banking card” as a replacement right away.

I have been under the impression that I couldn’t take out money this whole time (since there are no Citibanks in GA).

I’ve been really careful about my spending this past week because of no cash.

I didn’t get my new and functional debit card today (as promised), so I called Citibank.

Turns out my banking card works at all ATM’s.

I just took out some cash.

Fail.

So I dropped my glasses from my 9th floor balcony two days ago.

It was late so I decided to get them the next morning.

Yesterday afternoon: Go to get my glasses, thankfully they were at the ground floor.

I put my glasses to the side.

Today it felt like I had slept with my contacts in, but I went to put on my glasses anyway. Everything looked blurry so I was convinced I still had my contacts in.

I look at my contacts case and notice my contacts are still in the case…

I look into the mirror and poke my eyes to realize there are in fact no contacts in my eyes.

I go back and put on my glasses and still see blurry.

For five minutes I thought my vision worsened over night.

Ten minutes later I realized that one of my lenses in my glasses was missing.

Fail.